In some parts of Africa, HIV-positive men think they can be cured by having it off with a little girl, apparently. Quite what this has got to do with the recent spate of good press for The Gentle Waves is anybody's guess, but there was more of it in the December issue of Mo-Jo Magazine, together with a Stuart Murdoch-pleasing AC/DC dossier. Alarmingly, Isobel talks about B&S in the PAST TENSE! Has she left to concentrate on The Gents' ? Have B&S split up? I do hope so, 'cos they've been really shit since Judy is a Dick Slap came out. I bet Mick McMick knows. Isobel claims Beyond the Sunrise is really really filthy. I hadn't noticed, despite regularly masturbating along to it*. Am I being smutty enough? We can't really count on Adrian Evans anymore, because he's up to his neck in nappies. Congratulations, Adrian and his Kate. Hey Junior, behave yourself! Thanks to Carsmile for the prompt and detailed report of The Gents's concert. You thought they were quite good, did you? What did everybody else think? What kind of dancing went on afterwards? Have you noticed that if you sing along to Panic by The Smiths, but change the word "panic" to "Pinefox", you get a nightmare vision of the future? Give it a try. Could life ever be sane again? At 44.99 the Rare Cult box set is too expensive, yet the one CD highlights collection is simply inadequate. I listened to Lloyd Cole and the Negatives on a foul germ-infested listening post the other day. What happened to Lloyd's lovely American accent? There was a nice song on it though, No More Love Songs or something. Take note, members of "tompaulin". You sad sack of arse bastards. Get a fucking life. Like me. I went on a bus this morning. I went past the legendary Nou Camp, where Jordi goes with his dad. I bet he doesn't pretend to be a cat when he's there. They'd have his guts for girdles. I've been to see Charlie's Angels. Be warned, no matter how close you sit to the screen, them knockers ain't getting no bigger. Peter * like the rest of you. Go on, admit it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+