I think my watercress and spinach diet has left me feeling a bit light
Susannah wrote : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ headed as
I slipped on a wet tomato on the way home.
I think this was just your conscience playing tricks on you, trying to remind you to keep eating rabbit food. I find the best way to get round this is to eat your lettuce, tomatoes and gherkins in the middle of a BIG FAT JUICY Half-pounder. Big Bad Bert Tag wrote : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Isn't Ooon lovely?
Oh so !! And I'm only sorry that I didn't bump into her in PP after Shepherd Bush.....SORRY OON, I was being a big coward, hiding from Kevan "Gripper Stebson" Cooke. How can someone so tall be so scared ??? For anyone who wasn't there Kevan spent the whole night stealing little boys dinner money Chubby Barriot wrote : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
PS: My money is on a Turkish cleansweep in the European club competitons this year. Mark my words...
Anyone who doesn't know about f***ball but likes a bet and is thinking of following Peters tips...oh forget it !! He's spot on and I'll take your money. Oh and Peter you Mollusc, If your looking for a quick read, I can fully recommend the Adventures of Dougall - Eric Thompson, which was published recently by Bloomsbury. Jake Reichart wrote : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm related to a Zulu Prince (really)
Ha ! This reminds me of something hilarious that actually happened to my friend Dominic a couple of weeks ago. His father is the founder and headmaster of a school some hours outside of Lagos in Nigeria. Dominic, in February went out there to work for six months, and, contrary to the school-rules, struck up a relationship with one of the pupils...namely a son of one of the Kings of Nigeria. On his return to England Dominic was showered with gifts including a wodge of hard cash from the King for his services to the school, and decided to use the cash to get himself settled in Oxford and go back to school. Now the King, being a nice sort and all that decided to phone Dominic and try to persuade him that he wanted to return to Nigeria and continue his good work. Unfortunately Dominic was out getting shit-faced at the time of the call, and one of his house-mates answered the phone. Now it doesn't take a great deal of imagination to work out what the conversation went like, but.... KoN : Hello, could I speak to Dominic please ? HM : I'm afraid he's not in just now...can I ask who's calling ? KoN : It's the King of Nigeria. HM : Yeah right mate. KoN : No, it's the King of Nigeria. HM : *%$£ ^&*** @£$$$$ you &&****@~ &£$$. Hangs up. Whoops. Have a nice weekend Playmates. Adeweean. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+