hello dears, here's my life story... it was around 11.30pm, and we fancied a cheeseburger. Wed just been to see Snow Patrol, and were about to get on the bus, but we reckoned we had time for food. Opposite us in the queue at Macdonalds are a group of blokes, and one of them is saying You cant pick and choose, for gods sake Then another starts shouting I want pickles, I need pickles, why cant I have pickles? and so on, and the first bloke starts up again you get what youre given, its not fucking KFC - you get what you're given When Id bought my cheeseburger I went to sit down by the door and wait for Tom. A man whod been watching all of the above saw the ink stamp that you get on the back of your hand at The Point, said hey, Thats a good idea, write on your hand what you want, they know what you want at the counter Then he said to me what does it say? and I said 'the Point and he said the Pogues, brilliant group, do you like them? and I laughed and said no, the Point, its a place where they do gigs, he said was anyone good on?, but then Tom came over, and the man said hey I thought Sid was dead, to which Tom was very flattered, then the man said I looked like Nancy Spungen, and warned Tom against me you better watch her Anyway, we left Macdonald s and caught the 2A home. i'm afraid there really wasn't any relevancy to this post, but i'm so bored i think i may explode if i don't do something constructive. oh, and i don't look anything like Nancy Spungen, either. alix. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "No, Patrick," Luis says. "They were . . . broiled" It's silent in the boardroom as I comtemplate this, thinking it through before asking, finally, "What's 'broiled,' Luis?" "I'm not sure," he says. "I think it involves . . . a pan" +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+