Its the end of the world, and she doesn't believe it. She shatters a display window a shopping trolley, climbs inside, and free-wheels towards the aisle marked 'a-d of modern literature'. Filling her trolley with books she'll never get the chance to read. And thats why i'll never be a writer, just can't dilute the one perfect image in my head, by surrounding it with a book of other crap. She said she was liberating my heart, but she's looting bookshops in my mind. Its the end of your world kid. But back to this list, what will sinister do at the end of the world? I dont really see the point in one last shag before i die, it'll just be another shag surely? and anyway there'll be time enough for sex and drugs in heaven! No i really fancy this looting game. From looking at the news on the telly it seems the aim is to get the most ridiculous and grandiose thing u can get your hands on. The guy carrying a huge ornamental byzantine vase is the clear leader so far. I thought "what? is he gonna sell it to michael jackson?". Then the penny dropped - at the end of the world i wanna loot michael jackson's place! All help welcome of course. The frighteningly named Sinister List organisation loots Neverland!! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+