Hello Happy Christmas! Nice to see you all pink and perky after the festive season. I had a very perky couple of weeks drinking SHERRY! Mmmm! Sorry for not sending ANYONE a Christmas card. I do have standards, you know! I spent my holiday amongst the snow-topped chimneys of Kidderminster, the quaint little post-apocalyptic god awful place that it is. In a Kidderminster bookshop there was a whole shelf dedicated to a book called "Kidderminster - A History in Pictures". It was in the Horror section. I went carol singing. I go every year with our local church and we go round old people's houses and sing to them and they tell us to go away. It's a wonderful thing, really, and I look forward to it every year. We sing "We Three Kings" and I'm Gaspar - the hairy king. Then we try to sing "He come from de glory" and the old folks hit us with sticks. At my grandad's on Christmas Day we watched telly with subtitles. He's deaf, you see. Grandad was loving it, and laughing at all the jokes, but if you're listening to it too the subtitles always come up at the wrong time and ruin Captain Mainwaring's comic timing. So it was a bit crap. Subtitles can be funny, though, like when they say "HE LAUGHS MYSTERIOUSLY" or "HE EMITS A STRANGE GURGLING SOUND". Or "HE PARPS HEROICALLY". And when you watch the news someone has to type really fast to get the words on the screen and they get it wrong and end up calling Tony Blair "Tony Chair". I think the most depressing words you can hear in a club are "You want Belle and Sebastian? I'll play you Legal Man." Gawd. Why does no-one play decent Belle and Sebastian songs anymore? The kids deserve better. You could dance to just about any Belle and Sebastian song if you wanted to, so why do they have to play that toss? Give me IWUTU any day. The more I hear it the more I love it. The Kidderminster Sinister Bowling Extravaganza was a cracking success. Actually, it was only me who went. And I didn't go bowling; I went to a pub and ate a pie. Well, it was fun anyway, and later on I got drunk and fell over. They don't even have bowling where I come from. We have Beetle Drives instead. No shoes required for that. Just a sharp pencil and an even sharper mind. time for another cuppa Robin _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+