Apologies to Motolo the elephant for getting her name wrong and thinking she was a boy. It was the trunk that did it. And I'm glad Thailand isn't full of landmines. Did you know that someone pops their clogs on a landmine every single every so often? It's shocking. I prefer those spiky ones in the sea, like on Dad's Army. And Oon, I can put your mind at rest. Although I have a great deal of respect for baldies, and consider myself to be spiritually balding, I have a lovely head of hair, thick and luxuriant, a bit like David Hasselhoff, only crawling with nits. Besides which, you love baldies in Thailand, we've all seen "The King and I". The other day I bemoaned the enormous number of posts we get from people going on about how drunk they get. It has since occurred to me, all on my own, that people might be going on about getting drunk to cover up for the fact that they've been snogging, and don't want to be held responsible for their choice of snog partner. If that's the case, keep those booze-soaked posts coming in. Sheds new light on Keith's occasional "anyone fancy a pint?" posts too. I've just seen a Ricky Martin video. What a dirty slag artist! He's always at it, from the looks of things. He's got more birds than you can shake a stick at. William, "Novelty Rock" is easily the worst Denim album. The first one's pretty good on the whole, the second one's an acquired taste. I like it, and Piezoleptic Unit likes it, and one or two other people like it. There are glimmers of .... I don't know, it's got good bits. But bear in mind I think Felt is a load of pretentious toss. With good bits. It's like this, which do you prefer? "She lives by the castle, oh yeah" or "I couldn't beleive it, she looked like one of the Hair Bear Bunch!" For me, it's a very one-sided affair. There's a kind of fascism of crap at work, totalitarian straight-faced pop misguidance. It's best not to think about it too much, my advice would be to snap them up if you see them cheap. They've definitely got something. Their influence may account for the top ten wanks line in the Murdoch canon. Praise indeed. Speaking of B&S, do I detect the merest spark of rivalry between Beepster and the "small" B&S office in Glasgow? I'd like to see those two incredibly tight live units playing, I like a bit of superb fretwork and tight drum patterns. Should appeal to industry types in the Big Apple. Speaking of which, if you've got a job in the media world, don't forget to gratuitously mention it in your posts, everyone'll be dead impressed. Ciao, Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+