Someone said that L!I!S!A! and Christiaaaaaaaaan should be togethor, maaaan, and someone should come in to wipe the walls clean, well this is
Greg fantasized: true. They could even join in, I think they'd both enjoy that. My qualifications for this job are in the mail. I think he should get a job as an astronaut. Apparently NASA have been doing experiments on whether it was possible to have sex in space. And they discovered it was easier when they got a third person to hold the other two in place. I bet the other astronauts were gutted they didn't get assigned to that mission... (He also said that the Sugarbabes were good, and he shall be shot at dawn) My, Belle and Sebastian (*) are getting famous aren't they? In town the other day I heard a group of buskers doing a cover of "O Come O Come Emmanuel"... (*) I still believe in using the band's full name, you see, not just B&S. I can't be seen liking a band whose name is short for Buggery and Sodomy. Am I up to 5 chilli peppers yet? I'd better just throw a few more random sexual references in to make sure. Vagina, bollocks, cunnilingus, Princess Honey in a see-through dress. There, that should do the trick... Can I be the first person on the list to wish you all a happy Easter? Big Stu +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+