here i am, posting again. inspired at the last least likely moment. Mark C croons deliciously: work every morning desperate for my next fix of Lesley Jo's passionate affair with the spectre of Isobel Campbell. And for this I'd like to award her the Carling Premier listee of the month award, to be presented in the form of an illegal copy of an old Headcoatees album. Lucky girl. ************************** and now: (gasps with delight, rushing up to the podium nearly tripping on the marabou trim of her mint green gown, and attempting to cover up the low neckline in a sorry attempt at faux modesty....'jo takes the mike in her slightly-trembling and clammy hands, and dabs her over-thick mascara before speaking. a prosthetic eyelash tips off and lands un-gracefully inside the bodice...) Oh thank you all, i am so excited to be here, uh......to receive this um, uh carling Listee award, you are all FABULOUS dears, i want to thank oh uh, the academy, the gorgeous Mark C, all the listees who hav emade this possible........uh what, uh oh excuse me, ahem, and um my true love and fiancee Isobel, who is in the audience tonite.....there you are dear! and uh, thank you baby jesus, thanks to Xavier for gracing me with the beauty of Francoise and France and nick drake and Felt, thanks to Genevieve, Honey, tuff Jess, and my handlers for doing such a great job pulling those strings, youre' all lovely, MWAH, mwah, everyone in Sinisterland. i can't wait to have my Illegal Hollygolightly fun, this is the greatest night of my life, oh my god oh my god!!! and thanks to......*a giant crooked cane materializes, ripping her off the stage and into the waiting white van......* Oh, and thank you to jeepster Gods for bestowign upon me the feast of happiness now before us....having just received my arab strap poster, and my badges. ooh my fave is the one of Belle on the bike!!! yeah yeah! and the poster is really so beautiful, even if it has a boring photo on it, it's still a nice color, and it's all in black and green and silver lettering, my favorite color combo by FAR. and it says is it wicked not to care, so i'm happy happy happy and planning to display it proudly. i've already hooked all the buttons onto my favorite odd fuzzy jacket for easy showcasing at home and on the go, spreading the gospel of buxom Fun far and wide, praise the saints for that! if genevieve is still listening, hope i didnt' give the impression i was prepared to "take you place" cos i think you're lovely lovely!! for what it matters. 'im not all that great anyway. it's really pretty shameful to discuss your sad pop star obsessions in public, rather exhobitionist of me, but then again i always dream about showing off in public, so i know i have that streak in me. thank you for having not killed me yet. NEWS FLASH! how will you get me to strike a pose? my new photo i discovered has been posted to the photo album, very rapidly indeed. in case you're wondering do i dress like that every day, well, unfortunatley you've got me there, yes indeed i do, and it makes me quite a lot of money, so staring and name-calling isn't very polite mind you! the geekly mark crutch smirks rudely:<I'm not too keen on the gate - though I did like IIWNTC, so I'm not anti-Isobel (though I would like to hold something against her <- smut content). Har-har!!! Nah, that one kills me every time, classic smut line there. oh it does get me jealous when boys talk that way about Isobel, but sometimes jealousy is a bit exciting NO??? I see you all panting lewdly and swooning like girlies as you stand in line, but watch out, i'm gonna beat my way to the beginning, with my legendary riding crop, you men are lightweights arent' you, bunch of cardie-wearers!!! We'll see how it all turns out, won't we then. Mount Isobel awaits. (<---Latent Smut Content Daily allowance: 96%) (SORRY , sorry, i couldn't resist that!) (my own internal Feminist goddesses are currently whipping me mercilessly for that one, so you all needn't bother with the punishment.) the school i'm thinkign of applying to has an art study program summer in Glasgow, i have found. Huh! would i dare, had i the chance? maybe one day i'll be round to say hello to saucy sarah and the rest up that way. twould be a novelty, eh??? a month in gorgeous scotland, I could handle quite well. i once saw a tv program of british railway journeys, a journey from edinbugh up to glasgow and all the stops, what amazing countryside, like a fantasy painting. i wouldn't mind seeing that for once in my sheltered life. Not to mention the admittedly delicious prospect of stalking Isobel in real life proximity, rather than in cowardly and immature comments behind her back by way of an absurd email list. let's say it one more time, delicious, delicious. dont' get me started, it's 5 am and the concept of her poupee de cire is sounding rather dangerous. You had better back away and cover your ears and eyes when that happens. i'll leave it up to your imaginations, you dirty bastards, i knew what you were thinking right from the start. i hope messr. brad's "Fat Les" was not refering to me,as my family and friends used to call me Les when they wer too lazy to add that second syllable, and to this day i can't stand being called les. so now you all know how to piss me off royally, if you ever need to. I think manda rin is phabulously Phun. teen-c power, everyone, teen-c power. Indeed. a somber hush falls over these hallowed halls. lesleyJo +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". 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