Children, please! I have a couple of sinister-type pearls of immeasurable wisdom. Watching a video-only release arthouse lottery-funded avant garde short film, as I do on those long winter evenings, I heard this line of dialogue: "Resorting to child-like innocence is no substitute for despair" and I thought of you. And seeing as the list seems to be as preoccupied as ever with up-the-bum sex, another little thing I heard on radio four. The prostitute to the taxi driver: We both sell ourselves on the streets - the only difference is I never take anybody the wrong way. This made me very sad. Where is a lad to go if even the ladies of the night won't try it? I suppose there's always rent boys, but I can't help thinking it's just not the same, really. A really rather adorable glittery scott called Harry seemed rather fond of suggesting I had a penchant for those fluffy, flocking creatures, sheep. He even went as far as to suggest that my preference was for the male of the species - the horns allowing me greater purchase. Why I didn't hotly deny it and accuse him of unnatural relations with italian water-spaniels, I shall never know. Nonsense, nonsense, nonsense. I shall bid you adieu. geoff x PS: I am compiling a guide to London pubs which will be published on-line. Any suggestions for pleasant or unusual pubs I should be including would be welcome. Premonition +44 (0) 20 8552 2212 [http://www.premonition.co.uk/] Graphic Design Photography Website Design Digital Imaging Illustration Copywriting Print Sourcing Corporate ID Macintosh Technical Support 86 High Street South London E6 3RL Geoff Mobile 07957 522 370 Richard Mobile 07930 557 997 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+