hey there popkids. So, at work, while searching the Lexis®-Nexis® Universe in order to find all the latest dirt on Liverpool's attempt to unload Brad Freidel -- the Prem's most expensive cheerleader -- the mind wandered from struggling American footie players to charming Scottish bands (as it so often does). In the process of all of this diddlying and dallying, it was discovered that Our Bel can not only whip up a winsome tune about birds and rivers, but when she gets a bee in her bonnet she has no choice but to put pen to paper and spout off to the tabloids as well. Here are a pair of letters published in the "Dear Jo" column in The Mirror.
From Jan. 6, 2000:
WHAT happened to Glasgow? The BBC and ITV showed the millennium celebrations as far away as Tonga, New Zealand, India and the USA. Did Glasgow disappear with the millennium bug? Isobel Campbell, Glasgow
From Dec. 20, 1999:
I FIND (sic) it appalling that £48,000 should be spent on a designer toy car for Posh and Becks' nine-month-old baby Brooklyn. When one thinks of the poverty of the children of around the same age in Kosovo and other poor countries sleeping hungry in tents in sub-zero temperatures, it is shocking. I would think that the obscene parents of this spoiled child should look beyond their own ridiculously wealthy little world and help other children who really need it. Isobel Campbell, Glasgow As far as media assasins go, she's no Harry Allen, but it's no "Tree Lullaby" either. Lexis-Nexis also reveals that: * Stuart Murdoch was punched in the face in Decemeber by a man named David Christie, who has teardrops tattoed on his face. * Richard Colburn is a State Senator in Maryland trying to raise awareness of shore erosion aling the banks of the Chesepeake. * Sarah Martin scored 17 points in a convincing 74-31 win for Dayton Christian (15-1) over Jefferson in Ohio girls high school basketball. * Stevie Jackson walked off with $2,500 after winning the Lake Oconee bass fishing contest last month. Sadly, searches for "Wee Karn," "List Mummy," and "Mick Cooke" came up empty. Finally, if anyone could drop me a personal line with any info about a band called Fonda 500 that would be great. I was told that they were on Salako's label, but as I understand it, that is a little outfit called Jeepster. Does anyone anything about these Fonda 500 kids? slipping back into obscurity, scott. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+