Hello all, I have come amongst you today to salute our very own Duke for his wise words about all this Tolkien and Narnia stuff:
i hate the Narnia/Tolkien crap. It's all fairy bollocks, isn't it? All those bloody elves and goblins and trolls and shit. BORING.
Liam Gallagher's favourite book ever is "The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe" so it's obviously for thickies with a reading age of about eight, which just happens to be the average reading age of British adults. Probably good to know shit like that before you start throwing accusations around about other nationalities being ill-educated and illiterate. And all books are shit anyway. Burn them. That's what I do. At our Party meetings. Chorlton and District Conservatives. Nice bunch us. Nice uniforms. The Duke's book has sold out at Waterstones in Manchester so I still haven't read it. And Megan thinks I'm only a little obsessed:
then john warrander started talking aobut making out with the pastels and went on about tag. john, i think you're a little obsessed here.
No I'm not. I'm a lot obsessed. I'm a sick mutherfucker gonna kill someone obsessed. Not with Tag though. With another listee who I'm hoping to get a blow-job from when I vote him to the top, top, top of the list-crush charts.
however,tag is a common obsession among list members, especially canadian ones. so i wouldnt worry too much.
Oh yes, you're right, it is Tag I'm obsessed with. I'm not worried though. I'll sort it. Everything's under control. I'm common you know. Has everybody joined Shanana? Robbie and Sam have been saying Brad can't get it up. Or can't keep it up or something. And Manda Rin's been offering free head to anyone who'll defend Bis. My mum carries a cut-throat razor and headbutts people so I'll keep her away from the grown-ups' picnic. Could someone please kill Fat Les. I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS ------The Shalala Mob In my head: these fucking voices telling me to do bad things. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+