Hello, I know this is list abuse but... What do you call a boy with no more exams? KEN! That's what you call him! Yesterday was the final ever ever ever exam ever, and it went pretty well and stuff, although he got the answers to one of the questions wrong. Grr. What went even better tho, were the DRINKS! What do you call alcohol which travels downwards into a boy with no more exams' stomach? VODKA AND RED BULL! Oh yes. Then, when he got home drunk as a skunk, he for some reason re-attempted the question again, and got it right this time. Hmm. So yes, well what does a boy do when he has no more studying to do? Hmm, the boy hasn't figured it out yet, but in the mean time he is enjoying himself, cos basically, a long holiday has just started. Yay. Maybe he can finally see that the Red Bull Dozers will have more songs recorded.. maybe he can even play guitars for them, which incidentally have more strings than a bass, so therefore 1.5 times the fun! Finding a job would also help his course, but of course, by course he actually means cause rather than course, cos that's finished of course. Woo. What do you call a boy who types random rubbish on mailing lists? Go on, guess, answer at the end of the e-mail, rather than blowing in the winds... ding ding ding. Answers and Red Bulls Ken ========================================= Red Bull Dozers http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+