I met a man today And he told me something pretty strange He said Fold your hands child You walk like a peasant So I took to riding buses through town Hes not as literate as Lawrence Hes not as cool as Morrissey But the Smiths and even Felt are heading for a fall Because Mr Murdochs the greatest of all Stevies into country music Richard has a steady beat Stuart Davids staying in and he thinks its a sin That the band has finally sold out Chris is still as wee as ever Mick blows the trumpet in style Bel has left too, but Sarahs staying true To the cause of painting lines in schools Bob is the new girlie favourite But Stuart does not complain He remebers he doesnt love anyone Hell tell his secrets to his dog on wheels Theyre not just a modern rock band They are the prophets of our time Although its not 1995 Those words of Stuarts still ring true Boo to the record business Too many people are in it for cash While they are playing for the joy of giving Theyre not too competent but theyre great This is not a modern rock song This is just a sorry lament I fear the end is near for our tender affair But lets hope their songs wont stop anywhere love from Chris ps. see Modern Rock Song for melody. -- ______________________________________________ Check out the latest SMS services @ http://www.linuxmail.org This allows you to send and receive SMS through your mailbox. Powered by Outblaze +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+