Alisdair, bless his northern, regularly darned, never been outside the big city, cotton socks enquired :
Or even, if I were trying to really antagonise the old man, I might propose 'Near Wild Devon'. Although he might (with any luck) have no idea what I was talking about and I would be excused a beating. And having never been to fairest Sidmouth I cannot say that 'wild' could >not be further from the truth. I have absolutely no idea. Enlighten >me. When staring out to sea, what does one see? Africa or South >America?
Sidmouth is, we don't like to admit it, but is part of the wild-wild-west. If you love women who don't shave their legs, preferrably in their mid-nineties, with cream-tea moustaches and, much to the delight of young Sarah the Red, smell of wee - then Sidmouth is your destination. When on Sidmouth sea-front you will see much the same as if you were living in more civilised areas of the South as Bognor - ROCKS. Loads and loads of the fuckers. When you actually climb over the rocks, much to everyones suprise, there is no sea. It's all a myth to get tourists there. There's actually a 3/4 completed motorway with a little chef - not the restaraunt, a little bloke in a white hat playing marbles with land adjusted dolphins. Glad to have been of help. Too much punctuation. Adrian. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+