One. The week has been spent nursing sore feet and a sunburt nose - the only bad things to come from camping in a field in Pilton for a weekend. Everything else about Glastonbury was simply perfect, even the toilets, which were a strangely liberating experience. My best moments included the Flaming Lips concert, seeing the Furries instead of Radiohead, where we had a fight with a man dressed as a dalmation dog, singing songs with the pesky fire wardens, and a whole host of experiences that can only be described as spiritual - none of which involved hippies or stone circles. The best thing, though, was all the people I knew there, including lots of YOU. Steve, Amy, Mark, Ian, Ian, Rener, Sarah, Lixi, and lots of others I'm sure. It was lovely to see you all, even though I seemed to lose people more often than I met them. The festival beard came off this morning, although I was hoping to keep it as a souvenir. I had to look my best for a meeting about a possible TV appearance on a new show called Innovation Nation. I'm trying to get a part as the man who turns the handle on our official stamping machine. Oh the excitement!! Recently, I've been arriving in the office to find that someone's changed the letters on the nameplate next to my door, a la Fawlty Towers. The other week I came in to find that I was called Bison Trout, and today I am Robot Unit. It's all very mysterious. I've been trying to work out who the culprit is for ages, so I can make a citizen's arrest. I *am* a fire warden, you know. R x _________________________________________________________________ Use MSN Messenger to send music and pics to your friends http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+