I had written a 15000 word synopsis of the weekend's events but my sister ate it, so you're left with this rubbish I suppose. And that REALLY annoys me. Friday night's highlight was the Pine2 patter, which, far from being pretentiously portentous, was perfectly picturesque and pleasurably potty. I think. Oh, and Rabbit In Red were nice too. Musically and personally. Only 3 Rock people came to dance with no poignancy afterwards, as others were either too old or thought they were. Picnick. Except with out the Nick. Barbeque indeed. Anyway, twas lovely as usual. I refer to Mark's comments regarding Daplyn. I think everyone eventually won the football, as players were swapped between teams so often as to make even John Motson a bit wibbly. It was good to finally hear Casarotto admit he's playing for the other side, though. And I can confirm that Robert Smith is a goalkeeping God to rival Jim Taylor. Tell us again how you got to that shot of Martin's, Bob. Trousers and I got in some practice for the new cluster of Chris Leonard tribute bands which are about to explode on the scene, and though The Voice Of Zeus can be successfully replicated in normal octave situations, even Luciano would have to admit that the bottom notes of Mother Magpie are beyond his grasp. Still, certain people are working on Brother Badger and Sister Squirrel as I type, so watch this . At 2000TT I was unfortunately interviewed for some uni thing before I started having a good time, so if you see me quoted anywhere saying "Er, well it's a bit crowded isn't it?", it was GREAT really. Especially the pole dancing, which I like to think was done for my benefit. It turned me on anyway. Legal Man: I shall only comment on the video, which is brilliant for one reason only. Neil's dancing. Vel said some very nice things about me which I shan't repeat, except to echo her suggestion for more girls to play football next time, and for more to fall on top of me. Lovely. If you see any photos of me on Sinister soon, please ignore them. Please. Frock on. I did, didn't I? Alasdair xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+