hi. i'm bored, so i thought i would write. not that i would recommend that any of you lot try the same thing, you should be ashamed of yourselves. not that there aren't people who do that already, right mr miller? he pretends he throws parties for the van halen family when i'm quite certain that it's just him and his dog belle romping through the pyrenees. i don't think i'll lose any of my validity when you realize that i cannot spell said mountain range. sigh. oh well, that was the funny part of this email. now for the tragic part. because today i'm all about giving you, my lovely audience, a little bit of everything. scroll down for the t&a section. anyway, i really *do* have nothing to say. it is one of the oddities of college life that you spend three months being moderately busy, one month being suicidally busy, and the next month sitting on your ass in russia. though never for a moment should any of you think i'm lacking in employment. why, my days are filled with fun and history. why today i spent the morning playing a car racing game. they all have stupid titles so i seldom pay attention to that part. but one of the courses goes through *scotland*. another goes through *moscow*. is there some great cosmic connection? there's also the one for *easter island* but i'm not sure how that fits in. question, does anyone bother to read my posts? i'm being a waste of cyberspace right now. i would apologize but that would be a nice tihng to do and i'm working on being grrr tough so i can't do that. so who's coming to new york in the following year? i am for one. i'm working on being everyone's tour guide, though i've become antisocial in my old age. i remember the days when i'd talk to anyone who liked belle and sebastian, now i only talk to a select few and they have to know the secret handshake first. in order to learn the secret handshake you must be on the list for ten years, then fast for seven more, then write a song for belle and sebastian and give it to them, all the while pretending that you are doing no such thing and therefore keeping the facade alive. it's all very simple. there's this wonderful toystore i found the other day, it has stuffed foxes. i could throw one outside and yell fox in the snow, but no one here speaks english anyway so they'd probably just tackle me and send me to lubyanka. it's a museum now so i could be an exhibit. the store also had a life sized stuffed reindeer. he's my new best friend. i love you all. xoxox megan +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+