Dear tortured , sensitive Sinisterines I so look forward to the Monday poem, its the highlight of my dull week, and last week Tag's horoscope came as such a surprise I wet myself with glee. In view of these regular features I propose to instigate a Sinister problem page. Initially i thought of asking that upright pillar of society Mister Murdoch to become an agony uncle, as I'm sure he would be able to give me some adult guidance and steer me from behind. The problem I wanted to put to him was a simple one but it troubled me nonetheless: Dear Stu, I am experiencing a difficulty with my castanets and I have heard you are now a flamenco expert so maybe you can help? The problem is, I only have one and it won't clack. Can I clack it against yours? Yours hopefully, Susannah. However on second thoughts I conceded that he would probably think it a piss-take so have nobly taken the burden of responsibility upon mysellf and will be running a weekly agony slot. Please mail me with your problems, the more intimate and medical the better, and I will endeavor to provide an appropriate answer in my weekly column. Anything really personal I will of course treat in the strictest confidence, although I'll mail them immediately to Tag so he can have a laugh too. Susannah. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------