Hey kids, Its good to know that eveyone seems to have had an even more depressing summer than I have, judging by the torrent of thoroughly miserablist e-mails that I have accumulated. My holidays basically consisted of working non-stop for didley-squat cash in the Hamilton branch of a well known chain of British sport stores who shall remain nameless. The one useful nugget that I managed to derive from my time there is that Celtics' entire support have three teeth. Between the lot of them. I could pour my overburdened little heart out at this point about the horrors of being a wage slave, but I realise that this would be horribly offensive to those of you who actually do hold down full-time employment, unlike my layabout student self, so I'll keep quiet. Being such a media-literate soul, it seems that I am the only person who has picked up on Scotland on Sunday's (broadsheet newspaper, for the uninitiated) Most Eligible Bachelor shenanigans. Disturbingly enough at number 48 (a whole 26 places behind Rangers' uber-ned centre-half Scott " aye, ah used tae be a bit mental, ken" Wilson) was one Mick Cooke (Musician). He apparently sleeps with his trumpet you know. Unbeleivably they somehow managed to omit my good self from the list (I phoned instantly to correct them on what was clearly a typographic error (vindictive printer?)) (My English teacher once accused me of using too many brackets. The hell I do). Tragically enough, it is now lunchtime and I have still not sobered up from last night's titanic Scotland vs. Bosnia post-match celebrations (in fact I may well be sick over my computer. Who's to say.). We're talking a piss-up of Charlie Sheen-esque proportions. (Till the next time) (Iain McG.) ---------------------- Iain McGilp u02nim@abdn.ac.uk "How would you care to Pay sir?" "Chib Express"- Unknown ned, Crimestoppers, 1991 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+