 
            Incidentally, I had to post this letter cause MILLER cheated himself by posting a letter to the list *about* the fact that I cheated. And incidentally, it wasn't a :-) MILLER, it was a ;-) - a *wink*, that's right, I once winked at a pastels gig.
ooh, saucy! at any rate, Keith should be suspended for occasionally posting sensible, nice, HELPFUL messages. Kelly, I'm no good for you. Don't let that photo fool you. I'm not as adorable as I might seem. I hang around in public lavatories, drink ham shandies and I think Arab Strap are better than Belle and Sebastian because they accurately reflect my lifestyle. ;-). And the missus won't let me marry you anyway ;-). In case you didn't get that, I'll just repeat it one more time ;-). Okay? Enough of this foolishness. ;-). I'd just like to say, don't be put off The Trial by all that nonsense about it being a metaphor for life. Not a jot of it. It is in fact top comedy, not unlike Frank Spencer or Fawlty Towers. I won't pretend it's an easy read, but it is funny, a really good book, none of that poncey shite. In fact I think I'll read it again. you never know, I might finish the other two as well ;-) Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------