Hallo there! ¿Beepster? I had my first ever A-level exam in the world EVER today. I wore my pretty Bowlie dress so I could think, so WHAT I've got an exam which I am bound to fail in, at least I HAVE A CUTE DRESS! It slightly worked. The exam went ok...I supose....my Spanish accent was Spanish- and-or-South-Wales inspired, and I had to do a SILLY stimulus material on voluntary work. VOLUNTARY WORK! And of course, in the meeting before the exam the examiner told EVERYONE what the stimuli (??) wuld be. And as such, the people who's last names are ZAKOWSKI or something have the whole day to revise for it, and if your last name is CLARKE like mine you are first in and have to do the whole thing off the top of your head you are SHIT and you FAIL. Bastard. Beepster. Hehe! I've cheered up now. I have also eaten a Marble for post-exam comfort, and I have bought a packet of chocolate biscuits that I bet will not last the night. I wish I'd bought some pringles, but my hands were full with biscuit and file crammed full of Spanish notes that help me not one jolt. Well. Its over now. Beepster! Are they not doing merchandise then? I'll do merchandise! I'll think of some ideas and get back to you. They won't be white tshirts though. No white. Potential slogan: Belle and Sebastian, like Prince Caspian, who I think was in a book, by that bloke who writes books about the giant lion called Aslan who is actually a metaphor for god and the kingdom of heaven, as are all the chronicle of Narnia stories... more work? You guys want the moon on a stick. Beepst-ah >> Eurovision is on the 29th! I hear a cartain listee is having a Eurovision party and I'm very jealous. I want a Eurovision party. It'd be fun, and you have drink ARCHERS at it. I don't know why but IT IS A RULE AND I AM BETTER AT MAKING RULES (roolz?) THAN THE REST OF YOU! I AM THE SUPREME MILK MONITOR AT THE SCHOOL OF RULE-MAKING! I'm sorry, that was just being an arse. Mmm, Archers is lovely. I recommend Chris Leonard to try it instead of heroin one day. You might just like it. And at least I'm not forcing you to try it, like that nasty woman off the doctor pepper (so miiiisunderstood) advert. Beepster, I like what Ian wrote about SLEAZENATION the worst magazine in the world ever. I truly agree! London bastards, thinking they rule the world of national magazine publishing when in fact they rule nothing and probably can't control their bowel movements. Living in the provinces, I only found out what a bowel movement was yesterday. Aparently all the hep Soho Buckaroos are doing them! In Muji! Up the arse! Shhhhh! I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+