Mr Steve Sharp tongue had the bum cheek to say:
I think he'll find all sinister peeps are by nature Celtic fans because we're sweet,funny,nearly always happy bunnies and terribly well adjusted..And not,for example,dirty orange biggoted soap-dodging scum.
And I have one word for him. Treble. The now non-lurker Ant Fineran (whose name I've just realised is an anagram of Fire Ant nan, presumably the mammy's mammy of Fire Ant wee boy) espoused:
Stuart M is wearing a Dennis the Menace t-shirt!
Aah, but the link goes even further, you see. For just as Dennis has a complete wardrobe filled with red and black striped jumpers, so our own favourite trouble maker Struan has nothing in his tallboy except hundreds of short sleeved white school shirts and grey school trousers, which he wears around the town, and to dancing discos and such like. And I am proud to say that I was also once a member of the Dennis fan club. You got a Dennis badge, a hairy badge with Gnasher on it, and his eyes shoogled around, and a wallet for to keep your membership card in. All for only 162 dollars and 39 cents, about the same as the great Sidney Poitier made in a week while working as a policeman in The Heat Of The Night. I have no idea what D.O.N.G stands for, though. Dirty Orangutangs Nuzzle Genevieve? Finally, that filthy navvy Robin Redbreast (who is going to Bowlie#2, because I say so) said:
I dreamt that I was at Bowlie II, although for some reason I was sleeping in a tent, and I was walking across a field when suddenly I started being divebombed by a radio-controlled aeroplane. It was like The Birds.
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