helloooo first off, Sam Walton, i am a proud general anaesthetic junkie. when you get to the hospital you'll probably be shaking in your paper booties, but suddenly they'll roll a bed past you to the op room and the person lying in it will be some smiley-faced guy who looks like he was pulled straight from a woodstock video and that's when you'll know everything's going to be alright. it'll be fun, and legal! i have been offered a job as a teacher's aide in eau claire, wisconsin, about four hours northwest of milwaukee. it's a pretty town, but it's small, and also i don't know if i could handle being surrounded by children all the time...but i suppose i might get to read lovely children's books and look at finger paintings and the like, which would be great fun. my only teaching experiences have been when i used to be a junior counselor at a camp and i taught music, art, drama, soccer and archery. at least i hope that's all i taught them, although i'm sure they wondered why some of the counselors were always wandering off into the woods and returning smelling like a bar. oh dear. look at what i've written so far...general anaesthetic is "fun" and oh, i hope i never accidentally taught unhealthy habits to grade schoolers. i'm going to go hide now. xoxo kirsten covering her eyes and peeking timidly through her fingers Care2 make the world greener! http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+