Finally, some smut, to keep Honey and maybe some other similarly scary popsmutters happy. Whenever someone mentions the mentions the painter Constable, my friend John told me he can't help hearing: "C*nt stubble.". And now nor can I. And now nor will most of you. For the rest of your lives.
You utter, utter, utter git. I won't be able to talk to policemen now without smirking either. They'll lock me up! It's a police state, y'know. I'm done for now. I can chalk that one up beside a Therapy? song I used to hear with the line "Barging into the presence of God" magically transformed in my mind to "Farting into the presents of God". You git. I hope you're pleased with yourself. _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. Share information about yourself, create your own public profile at http://profiles.msn.com. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+