Epically, my pigsnies, epically ~ Before these girls turn all of you sinister boys into a skeletal swarm of aneorxics, I must put my two cents in. (I expect change in return too.) Skinny schminny! I really couldn't care less about a guy's weight but disappearing when you turn sideways usually is not a bonus on the attractiveness scale. Nor would I tag it as "sexy." Plus, I must confess to getting weak in the knees when it comes to chubby boys. They're so adorable! I suppose slightly strapping isn't bad either. Throw in dark hair, glasses, and a slightly scruffy awkward out of place look and you have... Well, you have every single boy I've ever had a crush on. This includes the one I happily saw last night who I've liked from afar since 1993. I think I even have Blake beat on hopeless crushes there. I figure any year now I'll work up enough courage to say "hello." Of course, this is assuming by that time I will still be able to walk and won't be relying on the aid of a walker which will reduce me to a seductive shuffle. And though I don't think "fetish" is the appropriate term I must also confess that I have a *thing* for boys in yellow jackets. I have no idea where it came from but I have never seen a guy wearing a yellow coat who wasn't anything but dead sexy. Now, I won't even go into Mr. Burns imitations, Yankee accents, and "I'm your huckleberry" obsessions. Speaking of seductive Mr. Burns imitations, I'm glad to see that Primitive Painter has returned to our list! Yay! He's my endless supplier of jammie dodgers and pixies music. This time he has showered us with lurid tales of the (e)N(e)ME(a) and racism. I'm like Jay in that I'm normally pale but tan surprisingly well. I usually turn so dark that my ethnicity is usually questioned. Aww, you know I'm just like J-Lo over here. "No estoy Isobel Campbell." However, with the exception of my wet T-shirt exploits in Charleston last summer I have shunned the sun since High School thus making me into quite the whitey. So, no prejudice against me here. Poor Ian though with those nasty neighbors. When I lived out west I had a roommate from California who automatically assumed that since I was form the South that I was racist. She used to frequently make snide remarks about how my ancestors had owned slaves, etc. I finally moved after a relatively short time in hopes that I would erase her fear that one day she might walk into our dorm room to find me in my confederate flag bikini dancing around to "Dixie" (which is what I always use as my talent in all the beauty pageants I enter). I doubt that "Dixie" is one of the songs on DDR though. Julie said, "There is nothing more fun than DDR. DDR is better than sex and posts by George Henry Dickey, although I can't guarantee that it's more fun than sex WITH George Henry Dickey, I suppose." I'm among the ignorant in that I haven't tried DDR, having sex with Ohh Henry, or even Ribena for that matter. However, this leaves me to be quite unbiased in opinion. Thus, I'm the perfect candidate to try all three and tell you which is superior. I know it's 'generous of me but I'm always willling to sacrifice for this list. Dreams have been all the talk lately. I figure if Belle and Sebastian aren't worthy enough to be mentioned in my posts, why should I be dreaming about them? Plus, the one I did have was none too pleasant (For details see: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/200001/msg00166.html). However, my nightly slumbers have been chalk full of Sinister. I'll briefly recount: Dirty Dream #1: I was at a prison in a group therapy session except for being in the usual circle it was like a party with lots of mingling. Sinister stars were Pinefox, Martin Robinson, and James. The last encounter I had before I awoke was some random boy telling me how he liked to have sex with burning animals. Dirty Dream #2: I blame this one on JenOwl's comment of, "Why do my friends and boyfriends always end up as either rapists, sadists, stalkers, Mormons or nutjobs?" which kept me laughing for days. I dreamt that she had been baptized into the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. Thus, she had to quit Sinister because if she wasn't going watch rated R movies anymore she certainly wasn't going to read our smut laden posts. Dirty Dream #3: I was at a Sinister party which featured Honey dancing in the middle of throngs of list members (notice i didn't say in the middle of list members in thongs). However, I was off in the shadows with Prissy Chrissy. We were involved in some shady and deliciously wicked plot which involved messing with the electrical wires. I don't remember much except we were both wearing pink shirts which said "milkmaids" in white across the chest. Chrstiaan, of course, looked seductively sexy. (Forget Shoulder Girl. Chrstiaan curled up in bed with his lapto p is my choice of a glossy pinup for my computer's wallpaper!) Before I leave, I must also confess my unadulterated love for the Sillustrations. Thanks to them I can now say I'm a fox with a hot tail! Of course, I could also say I'm a cross dressing sassy Eskimo but I think I shall stick with the first. However, just because I have laid claims to being sillustrated as such does not mean that I owe anything to the body parts gallery. Why if I were to follow the rule of sending it snaps of everything I mentioned I would owe a thigh, breasts, and - due to the anti-cupid post - wings. Sounds just like a bucket of chicken to me, only without the complimentary hot buttery biscuits thrown in. Laura "meeting all those Laura Llew needs since 1977" ps - much love to Vee for her help :) She rocks! pps - if Jen's quote had me laughing for days, Mr. 'We Want More of" Moore's "Ll's Belles" had me in stitches for weeks. Thank you kindly, Sir. _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. 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