Stephen BMX Bandit and Duglas BMX Pastel are the evil filth barons behind the indie-pop smut peddling ring operating out of a top floor flat on Oakfield Avenue. What other excuse could there be for six-foot adult men to dress up as Andy Pandy and Noddy, other than to lure innocent anorak wearers into their web of intrigue and iniquity? Their continued musical activities exist to provide a front for their porn-laundering business. Stuart Murdoch's reference to "friends" in his article suggests that it may already be too late for him to escape their clutches. Isobel Campbell is in grave danger. Previous cello collaborators on Pastels LPs have ended up as brain washed acid casualties living in squalid, toy-filled attics surrounded by fellow loonies. Cared for by Australian social workers, they spend their days debating the merits of various Monkees and Hawkwind CD reissues. Taggart ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------