good morning.. tis blearyberry here.... LAST NIGHTS GIG was soo good! The picnic was a success, Thanks to Sweetie for being the Fun Co-ordinator. Roughly 20 or so people turned up at various stages. We started off at the Scots Monument, and hung around for a bit before going off to the City Cafe. Afterwards, we went to The Malt Shovel. Some things from the picnic: No football, but, Michael *officially* had the biggest gob at the meet up. He fitted 7 cookies in his mouth. Then promptly managedto dribble chewd up cookie mix on my shoes. Glad I didn't wear the trainers now, otherwise there would be a dry cleaning bill being sent to that young man this morning. No football, I got some rather accusing looks, after looking after the kitty of change (�8.10) from the City Cafe, over an hour later (ok, maybe two) when I hadn't bought the pitcher we'd decided on. Look, I just like saving money, no crime in that is there? No football, but we got a guided tour of Sweeties piercings. The ones that she wouldn't get arrested for flashing in public anyway. No football, but there was much groping, and to be honest, that was more fun, and you can sit down while doing it with a glass of wine in your hand. Ken Chu, you wish you were there. So do we, cos our victims of random gropes stopped coming near us after a while. (me, breams, and pigtails) No football, but half us wandered to the gig, via the chippie. It was ace, actually pretending to be a menacing bunch, and scaring pedestrians off the pavements. Except one man. Only one man actually walked straight through the middle of our gang of hoodlums and ruffians. One man, could challenge the mighty force of Idleberry's gang of deliquents. One man, only one man, in an overcoat, was brave enough to withstand the Sinister "homies". And it took us a few moments, to realise it was Stuart Murdoch. In fact, he'd walked straight past us, and it was pigtails who realised. I didn't think t was, I just thought it was some random old bloke, and lets leave the poor old man alone, eh? So we shouted at him, and he gave us a wee wave, and we all giggled like a bunch of thirteen year old girlies queueing up outside a record shop to see a boyband. Well, Pigtails did. We would have seen him properly, if we weren't all looking at the ground having had too much to drink (myabe that was just me) and if he didn't look like someones dad in that overcoat. If only Mr Murdoch would wear his skin tight t shirt more often than the overcoat.(its lovely! I bet when its cold you can see his nipples properly- you really can see his chest and its very defining on his sholders and upper arms even when you're standing miles away. God knows how he managed to get the thing back on after our night of passion- I dunno, I left him early in the morning, I had things to do, you know. I can only think he might have helpers to squeeze it on. Either that, or he spray paints it on) some of the Songs played: ( I know you like these lists) Lazy Line Painter Jane The State I am In You made me forget my dreams Don't leave your tights on baby The Model Wrong Girl Legal Man Dirty Dream Number 2 Seeing other people Waking Up to Us various songs from the new soundtrack album thing. cover version of Brown Eyed girl I can't remember what else.. if anyone else has songs to add, please do. Cheers snogs and gropes Idles ===== http://groups.yahoo.com/group/corduroysmoke/ starting playground gossip and passing notes __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Tax Center - online filing with TurboTax http://http://taxes.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+