As promised (and an elf never breaks her word) I have been trying to get information of postal dates for the participants in the Christmas Gift Exchange Fiasco. Now, it's been harder than I thought. Good old Royal Mail have a useful pop up on their main page that gives all the last postal date information. Find it here: www.royalmail.com However, I have had more difficulty finding out abour dates from other countries. But, I did find this ace website that links to every postal service in the WORLD: http://www.grcdi.nl/linkspo.htm You should be able to find your post office there, but if the information isn't available online.... erm, sorry. My investigative powers are currently hampered by PMT, a nasty cold and a painful tooth infection. I am good for nothing but weeping, so I certainly can't find out the last postal dates from Brazil to Australia or whatever. Those of you who send out your parcel late, or do not send it out at all, be warned. Laura and I will hunt you down and I will pick off the weedier looking ones and make you tend to me while I moan and wail with illness and misery. I will send you to the shop for solpadeine, I will make you bring me hot toddies and soothing ice cream and hot water bottles and I will moan and moan and moan.* Ken mentioned B&S playing cards. I got mine recently. They smell funny. I haven't played with them yet, only taken them out of the box, looked at them, sniffed them and put them back again. I'm rubbish at card games anyway, as I can barely remember the rules, and I hate losing but I hate winning too because it feels a bit mean. I think I should only play Snap with slow, dull people I hate. I have recently acquired, along with my playing cards, a new celebrity crush. I went to bed early on Friday in the hopes that I would have a saucy dream or two about her but instead I dreamt about being late for work for TWO WHOLE HOURS. When I finally woke up, I made it to work on time, only to be shouted at by a fat pompous visiting bookseller. And that sci fi fan who smells funny kept standing too close to me.... Anyway, that's quite enough, Madeleine xxx *This is not strictly true, but I am trying to impress upon you all that it is very important, dammit, that you send your gifts to people. _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+