Royal Troon, Scotland. It is 1974 and the second series of BBC Pro-Celebrity Golf is drawing to its thrilling conclusion. Sean Connery needs to sink this putt to ensure victory. His partner, Jackie Stewart, winner of this year's British Open, can hardly bear to watch. Their hapless opponents, Tony Jacklin and Jeffrey from Haysi Fantayzee, can only look on in anguish. Jacklin fiddles nervously with the fastener of his golf glove. In the background, a little boy from Ayr is sitting on his Dad's shoulders to get a better view. He is behaving himself today, because he likes golf. His Dad looks like Rupert the Bear on bad acid. Moments later, Connery misses his putt and all hell breaks loose... Peter Miller ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net -----------------------------------------------------------------------