Hello dahlings: Who needs cloning when one can have TopShop?In the middle of this mild Brit August,every branch is already displaying the Colbyesque 'rich bitch' outfits sashaying off the top catwalks.Fashionistas of the world,that is the trend to follow if you want to be seen by Il Conte Casarotto's arm at the casino next A/T season.Go for it. I was welcomed back by Nasty Nick on every cover.Thought his initial was B,allegedly,which made everything slightly confusing at first.However,Big Bro schedules,both in Spain and here,have been designed just to apart me from plebeian conversations.I could not follow any of the versions,don't really know yet if as part of the promised auctions,there will be finally that coveted B&S cover of this masterpiece of contemporary exhibitionism...hard to imagine our very discreet Struan in such,to be honest.And it won't work unless Stuart D. is introduced surpringly to add the necessary Machiavellian touch.Or would a dose of Kitchenism do? So far,it seems that they would rise a much higher amount if instead of Big Brother,they volunteered for a copycat of the latest Spanish contribution to trash on screen,'Big Fuck'.Three or four couples in a flat,don't know for how long,and the only condition is that everyone has to sleep with everyone,and everything is to be seen by the ones at home who have agreed with the pay-per-view scheme.Only heterosexual combinations allowed...Maybe Mr Miller could shed some light on this topic which would prove quite meatier than his late crusade trying to delete the Magnetic Fields records from the surface of this planet. After my contribution to increase the smut levels which suffer an endless decline,only to comment my intention to rise my glass for all the creatures big and small and balding and gay (and Tim Hopkins) in Sinister on 27th,if my expected hangover after a traditional Cypriot wedding ceremony allows me to cope with it. Love A. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+