It's a Friday nite and you are feeling sorta frisky, so you decide to head down to your friendly neighbourhood beat near the lake, in the hope of finding some cute boi to scratch your itch. You slink around the area trying to avoid the gazes of the sinister middle age men who give casual sex a bad name, when you eye catches a luscious young thing sitting forlornly on a damp bench. He has the look of a Bernard Sumner circa The Perfect Kiss, and that is enough to drag your nervous feet over his way. After making awkward small talk you get down to business. So you are down on your knees and you are listening to the noises around you; the crickets beside the lake, the cars zooming past on the nearby highway, and the obvious slurping sounds of love. But another noise makes it's way into the cold nite air; someone is singing under their breathe, it's Mr Sumner above you. You wonder if you should be offended, and begin to have doubts about your technique. But curiosity gets the better of you and you focus your ears to work what he is singing "I try to reach the halo, but desire just not strong enough". You know that song. "Revolver" you say. He looks down at you in bemusement obviously thinking that you are making some strange phallic reference. "No the song you were singing, it was by Revolver right?". "Oh yeah" he mutters. "I was listening to the album before I left tonite." "I had to steal the CD of my brother because i could no longer find it in the shops" you say. He smiles slightly, and there is an awkward pause before you return to the task at hand. He makes not a sound for the rest of the encounter, except to say 'thankyou', he even mutes his primal orgasmic screams. And so you are walking home feeling particularly dirty, and decidedly unsatisfied, and you think to yourself 'oh well at least he had decent taste in music." blessed be spencer lloyd ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ stillness is a lie, my dear +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+