Hello there, I needed some little plastic things that only Woolies sells, so I popped over there this lunchtime. (For non-UK people, and at the risk of patronising you, Woolworths is a bright plastic shop found on every town's high street, and is known affectionately as Woolies). The one I went to is in the Elephant and Castle shopping centre in South London, which is about as un-B&S as you can get. So it was a great surprise for me when I went over to the record section - oh, hang on, they don't sell records there any more - I mean the 'music' section, to look at the Woolworth's Top 75 to find TW*TTYBUS at number...ermmm...it wasn't there at all! All the usual favourites - Manics, Dolly Parton, Hootie - were there, but no B&S. Perhaps the album's title is a little too rude for the people who go to Woolies. Ah, well. Talking of Chickfactor, which I was with a mate the other day, I know nothing of the magazine, but I know of it as a 'lad' phrase. It is best explained by example. The aforementioned (male) mate lives with 4 girls, so the 'chickfactor' of his house is 4. I live in a house of 2 boys and 2 girls, giving a chickfactor of 1. Maybe it should be called a ratio or coefficient or something (I was never any good at maths, that's why I'm an engineer), but that's how it works. Easy, eh? Now you can all go away and work out the chickfactor of B&S. I would, but don't know who's in the band, and can't be bothered trying to find out. Sorry guys (and girls, however many of you there might be). Toodle-pip, Stevie G. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+