Hello, you are not as gay as me. But you may still be allowed to live. The weekend has been a haze of crap. Yet still the fact shines through that Matt Powell is a twat. Funny how some things never change. Thanks Alasdair Cook, who's typing with his lovely nail varnished fingers. What a big Glaswegian girl. He really is not worth listening to, is he? I mean does anyone even like him? Thought not. I, on the other hand, am a keyboard God whose every word should be recorded and left in hotel rooms instead of the bible. That Jesus was over-rated anyway. As I always say, never trust a man with a beard. Even if beards are fun. 2000 Troubled Teenagers had the surprise guests of B&S playing in the toilets. They did "Weeing on the people" and were asked never to return to the city. Which is just as well, because I've heard the next album (not the new one) "I'm shy and introspective but I still buy fish and chips", and it's rubbish. Didn't they used to be good? Today I got pissed, which is why I'm talking pish. So I'll stop now. Bye bye. Martin xx Right thanks Ally for pretending to me again, abusing him. He wishes... And pretending to be himself. It's all very odd. Ummm... the picnic in London was great. And 2000TT, after the initial entrance fiasco which I can sympathise with as they drew the line at Carsmile Steve. A good door policy if ever there was one, I mean would you want him in your house? Anyway, 2000TT was about as good as the big eccles cake I stole at the picnic, but not as good as the red slush puppie. But what could be? Apparently Ally says this email is a filler so I don't have to write anything, especially as I'm a bit jaded right now according to some weird Russian doll on #chat. Te ra, Alasdair xx P.S This has nothing to do with Jim Rockford or penguins. Which is why it's complete pish. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+