Sorry to be a pain in the ass, but I wonder if you could all help me out with a wee bit research. 2 bits actually. Firstly: Do you sleep on your back, front or side? (are B&S lovers a broad enough representation of the human race?) Secondly: Do seagulls have flight paths? Every day this week there is birdshit appearing across my driveway and car, which isn't too weird, but it's forming a straight line. In fact it's a line that travels 45 metres (well, paces) across my drive and down my street. And it isn't a lazy line, it's dead straight. Are the seagulls pointing me in the direction my life should go? They're pointing at a big fat nosey neighbour's house. Is she my destiny? Come to think of it i don't know if it is the seagulls, i'm just guessing from the fishy flavour of their... what's the proper word for birdshit? It could be those sinister magpies that are trying to lure me away. Enough nonsense. Anyone going to Hear Gorky's Zygotic Mynci at the renfrew Ferry next week? Ue ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------