so there i was, rubbing the morning snot out of my EYES with my fat fucking FINGERS, when i thought about my ASSHOLE and how lonely it must get down there with only my BALLS and my SCHLONG to keep it company. so i got onto my FEET and walked to the bathroom to do the three esses, and i look down and on my right KNEE CAP there was a bit of blood. i thought "where the hell...." then i looked in the mirror, and i saw my NOSE had been bleeding, and it must have got on to my KNEE since i sleep curled up in the fetal position. so i rubbed my BELLY and thought "fuck it....it'll come off" and got in the shower. whilst scrubbing my ABNORMALLY HAIRY ARMPITS, i felt a clump of yesterday's deodorant clinging for dear life. so i yanked it out and thumped it against the cold shower wall, only for it to ricochet into my GAPING WIDE MOUTH (cause i was singing that right said fred song). so i coughed and gagged and in the process i slipped on the bathroom floor and busted my HEAD wide open (and lasted ASS first onto a shampoo bottle (at least that's the story i'll tell the doctor)). -brad p.s. i think i have HEMORRHOIDS. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+