Dahlings! Its so good to have a tappity light box at home! Do you know how long its been since I was able to read Sinister properly, at leisure, unfurtively (sans furt?) without my thumb and finger constantly resting on Alt and Tab? Well, do you? Nearly SIX MONTHS. Ive still read every single post though. See, somebody loves you (apart from Mummy Honey, who loves us *all*, natch). Anyway, here I sit, with one eye on the kids taking penalties in the evening sun on the red footie pitch below my window. And my other eye is on YOU. I am glad my two eyes are occupied thus, because were one free, Id have to look at the brown mush I have just cooked for myself. I tried to stew apples and forgot about them and returned to the kitchen to find a lot of them stuck to the bottom of the pan, but I decided I ought to eat them because I can usually eat something Ive just cooked, regardless of how foul it looks, but this time I just cant do it, so they are stuck in limbo between belly and bin. I bet Liz Daplyn wouldnt have burnt them. Are you organising a picnic this summer? Take my advice, invite Dappers. She does baking very well and always brings enough to share! A slightly belated, but nonetheless heartfelt GREAT BIG THANK YOU to everyone who reported back on the US gigs. I am insanely jealous of all of you who went, especially if you flew out from Britain, you slaaaaags. Sigh. Next time, maybe. By the way, has anyone ever commented on the size of Struans earlobes? I noticed they are rather long. Not tie-them-in-a-knot-tie-them-in-a-bow kind of length, but big enough. I know that peoples lobes grow as they get older, so can you imagine what theyll be like by the time he turns eighty? Shudders! Even arms of sex cant make up for lobes of, er, length. For my last trick, I will transcribe a paragraph from the 1982 Jackie annual. Take note, people... PUBS Drinking is one thing boys all seem to think is masculine. Lots of boys get drunk at parties and go to pubs when theyre underage just to prove how tough they are. Unfortunately, theres nothing that looks worse or less appealing than a drunk! If your guy shows signs of thinking that drinking is something big, tell him in no uncertain terms just how stupid you think drunks are - boring and unsexy. Then, maybe hell think twice before trying to prove himself in such a daft way. I sincerely hope that everyone attending National Pop League on Friday heeds this advice. Righto, thats all from me Juicy Lucy PS. JADE MUST GO, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, JADE MUST GO! ===== The one, the only Glasgow Indie List! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/glasgow-indie/ __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+