Hello, my favourite Simpsons episode/Homerism is......no, it's gone. Here are some rubbish jokes instead. The first one I nicked off a penguin. Unfortunately he was a king penguin and he got all his penguin servants to beat the shit out of me. Luckily the doctors found the joke in my pocket and knew what to do. Q: What do you give a sick Belle and Sebastian fan? A: Tweetment. The second one is an REM joke. I say joke, but for something to be a joke it has to be funny. And this isn't. At all. Knock knock. (now you all say "Who's there") Windy (It's you again, this time you say "Windy who?". This would be a lot easier if I could actually talk to you people, but anyway) Windy World is a monster. Kudos to anyone who is a sad enough REM fan (ie me) to get this. Finally, thanks to Chris for making me laugh (a lot) with:
He turned a funny purple, like Jim Robinson in Neighbours before he died
I'm laughing again. Luckily there's no-one here. Alasdair xx PS The Pixies really were a great band, weren't they? (Come on Hopkins, you know you want to). +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+