Hewwo, How's tricks? I've found a band to be in. But they all like Oasis, except one who's an Ooberman fan. And I bought a nice pair of flares. Flares are really grate. I don't actually own any trousers which aren't flared, which is pretty sad and obsessive. Gav the Ex Boyfriend had a big go at me, cause he showed up at my house at the worst possible time demanding to see me and my mum wasn't happy. So he messaged me on Yahoo and made me cry a lot. That wasn't very nice. My mum reckons he's going to stalk me. I've got a bet on with her though, that he won't, and if I get stalked again I'll give her some cake. Here's my question for sinister. What is the best Monty Python sketch ever (not including the Dead Parrot one cause that's too obvious). I have to fall down on the side of the Joke that's So Funny It Kills People. Or maybe the barber who's afraid of hair. I'll shut up now. Peter Carter wrote: << I was sitting in the front room reading a book and drinking Ribina through a straw >> Yay! Yeeeah! I love Ribena. It's the best thing in the whole wide world. I was drinking it in Chemistry, but I didn't get caught. People reckon that I'm turning purple. Someone just walked up to me on thursday and said "you look kind of purple". I seem to be sleeping a lot lately. I mean, more than is usual. Have you ever noticed how Nice Day for A Sulk is not nice at all. I always thought Struan was really sensitive to girl that weren't all that nice, but Nice Day for a Sulk is just cruel. I saw a six year old accountant the other day. He was talking on a mobile phone, all "buy buy buy sell sell sell". It made me upset, and I thought he was going to just live to be the dullest little boy ever. Then he started beating up his little sister's Winnie the Pooh. And I figured he was going to be a violent chartered accountant. Which isn't funny. Did I tell you, I might be getting a cat, for when I move house? I'm well excited. When we find a new house, I'm going to have my own purple bedroom and my own cat. And hopefully we won't have neighbours who are hard, who come and smash in our front door, or have mad parties, or set the lock-ups on fire, or beat me and my family up and tell them all my dad's a peadophile which he's not. So that should be fun. I like a boy. I should go now. Hugs, Jen +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+