hi list, report cards are giving out tomorrow,and i'm not looking forward to that,and of course,the internet is always the number one suspect in my slippage of grades. Tami,how come you did so well? why didn't i?i deserve good marks.i think it's more of a memory thing than stupidity,i have no memory,and when i take juice out of the fridge,i put it back in the cupboard,thinking it's the fridge,things like that. i'm sick of not having money,i think i'm going to sell out. watch out,britney spears.. speaking of her...why did people get so upset over that prodigy 'smack my bitch up' thing,i think her 'HIT me baby one more time' would be more offensive..someone told me she's actually singing about sex,but still,it's the principal of the matter you know. i have a hello kitty wallet,but i wasn't trying to be cool,i've had it since 3rd grade...my friend has a wallet made entirely out of duct tape! how amazing is that! no glue or stiches,all duct tape! i saw both and hurlyburly and she's all that...i at least thought hurlyburly would be better,kevin spacey was fantastic,but sean penn just needed a frickin slap.it's a little numbing to hear that 'and the 1999 prom king is' i mean...that's my class! we're going to be 99! it feels weird,like it seems i've always watched from a distance..or watching an 80's movie,but now it's happening...you know,everyone talks about how tacky and trashy the 80's were..the 90's look just as stupid. My god...i mean i know a few kids who have cell phones,mostly just to be wannabe drug dealers..but sweet jesus! these movies!or is this just a california/l.a. thing?and who actually WEARS clothes like them? and i find the speech and constant 'what-ev' insulting.This is how my generation is going to be remembered by? Do YOU or YOUR friends say 'what-ev'? if i ever did,it was only in an ironic fashion! they looked like losers in that funk-soul brother dance sequence. i'm quite excited about this phone-up line over belle and sebastian! i've only ever called england twice,actually an english operator called me once and i thought it was a prank phone call,he got a little upset.hey is there any belle and sebastian phone numbers you can call up and hear stuart murdoch say sexy words,like lillihammer? you know,like the corey hart hotline! i shall call right now! '141'?? my! what little secrets the sinister souls hold! you mean,at any time,i can dial 141 and noone will know it's me?
A belle and sebastian porn video!?! Is this really true, or some twisted tidbit schemed up by someone trying to tease listees into buying something unmentionable?
yes sam jacob,it's true. but it's not really a 'belle and sebastian' collaboration,sarah and isobel aren't involved. I swear it. I wouldn't lie. It's not really a 'porn' either. It's an adult art film,it's Art. help,i need some names for characters in my film noir project,so far,i've come up with. private investigator: Decective Murdoch bad guy,who's cheating on his wife with femme fatale: Tony Pacino or Bugsy wife: Linda Pacino femme fatale: Kitty or Honey or Tatiana "Strapless bras are the abomination of society.Who could create such evil? I feel like I'm going to fall out of my dress,but at least I still look hot!" ------------------ Stuart Murdoch ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+