EMILY: hmm....i never post, i don't know how i got on this thing but we are currently trying to waste time before heading out to throw-up (er..blow-up). and i don't know why i am going there again this weekend...i need to take my brain medication. TERI: ... emily: teri's saying that she doesn't know what to write and is rambling and brainstorming and i'm thinking that it has something to do with her having just drank my share of some sort of overly sweet overly alcoholic drink. teri: desert liqueur, emily, desert liqueur! emily: oh..."desert liqueur"..is that what the kids are calling it these days...<it's hard to type when your hands are shaking>. teri: i think this should be a rite of passage for every listee - get really drunk with a fellow sinisterine and then send a message to the list.... emily: i don't know what you're talking about; i'm stone cold sober... but we never actually post so i don't think anyone is going to be at all interested in this...which, of course makes it all the more exciting.. teri: well, emily: ok, i'm taking over typing duties for the time being...and i heard "legal man" last weekend andd all that i could think of with the disco lights blinding me was how much it sounded like the theme song from BATMAN. "da da da da da da Batman!" but then again i'm an unemployed nanny (i basically quit after the first day because it was like trying to take care of someone trying to get off heroin...and we all know how much fun that is ...am i right people!)..oh what was i talking about???? teri: emily, i thought i asked you not to bring up my little habit in such a public forum!!!! emily: yeah, ummm...fun game of badminton we had today, hey? teri: yes, i do believe that badminton should be the official sinister sport. emily: well, i wouldn't go that far you dummy. <pause for some verbal abuse and threats of violence and stuff> teri: is it time to dance yet? emily: i don't know what you're talking about, i'm not dancing. dancing has been outlawed...didn't you hear. <law enforcement shows up at emily's door just to make sure that there is in fact no dancing taking place> officer: we were just strolling by along the lake and couldn't help but over hear talk about dancing...we just wanted to make sure that everyone was doing the newest teen craze: "the quietly sitting". emily: yep, sitting, quiet, yep. officer: don't you think that all these people on the list have had just about enough of your terrible attempt to write something at all entertaining? emily: um...i think i am seeing some serious police brutality in my near future. <teri swings a chain around and the cops start backing away> officer: uhh, i think we just got a call for a car theft downtown. we're leaving! <as the police run out of the house, emily and teri give each other high fives> teri: now emily, let's do some real DANCING!!! emily: ok, i think you should go home now. yours etc. emily. (and teri)xxxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+