Hello people, All last week I was reading Sinister mail and there weren't that many, then I just came back from York for 4 days and suddenly there are ~250,000 characters' worth of them waiting for me to read!! A lot of those mail were about going to the ATP, which I didn't go, and now I'm jealous... so I'm going to boast about my fun packed few weeks to revenge! Betted on "Young Kenny" in the Grand National purely relying on the belief that Since Ken (me) is ultra wicked cool that anything with the name Ken in it is gonna be nothing but BLUDDY GRATE, well, that stupid thing just died (not literally) after like the second hurdle and I have to kiss 4 quid goodbye... Then done not much after that apart from going swimming after not having gone swimming for 5 years and realised that... 1. I can no longer swim 2. I couldn't swim 5 years ago almost drowned in the 1.7 metre deep bit (I hate being short) and scraped my knee at the bottom of the pool in the shallow 1m bit.. Then went juggling in York last weekend, it was GRATE as usual, as everyone there are almost as twee and nice as all the sinister people, even those the yound kid wasn't impressed as I shouted "Boo!" when he was playing giant Jenga. Saw a guy juggling seven clubs whilst bouncing a ball on his head which is funking amazing. Then came back and wrote a computer BattleShip server for the university group project where everyone else had done no work and our project is dying. Writing a BattleShip server is boring. In case you're ever tempted to write a BattleShip server. I just read idleberry said that her boyfriend will be coming over to shag her this weekend, how comes my girlfriend isn't coming over this weekend to shag me???? Better shut up before you all kill me or force me to listen to Robbie Williams or look at his smug grin... Go-peds and RedBulls to you all! Ken P.S. : Just remembered I don't have a girl friend! P.S.S. : Which of course means he is open for applications!! : http://www.cs.nott.ac.uk/~kpc98c/girlfriend/ is the site for you ====================================================================== but if you're feeling sinister, go off and see a minister he'll try in vein to take away the pain of being a hopeless unbeliever - Belle & Sebastian +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+