Dear Ken, I meant to write you sooner but Ive just been busy. You said you want to date Isobel now, you gotta be crazy. When I say big bum, I dont mean like J Los. Izzys would never draw anyone to our shows. Look, I'm really flattered you would nickname your girlfriend that and here's an autograph for your B&S shirt, I wrote it on the tee with the girls hands in her lap. I'm sorry we had to take away the MP3s but Izzy got upset screaming, "Someone is sounding better than me!" Don't think I did that intentionally just to diss you. But what's this you said about you licking railings too? I said that bout thrush just clownin dawg. C'mon -how much like Jane are you? I'm sorry I havent done any real shows, but life as a church janitor and cabanna boy is rough - ya know? You got some issues, Ken. I think you need some counseling to help yourself from bouncing off the walls when you get down some and what's this about us meant to be together? That type of shit'll make me not want us to meet each other. I really think you and your imaginary friend need each other or maybe you just need to treat her better. I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin just fine if you relax a little. I'm glad I inspire you but Ken why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan. Stuart David tried to warn me about Sinister and its freaks but I thought itd be ok since I like pasty-faced vegan geeks. I just don't want you to do some crazy shit like I seen this one loser on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick: Some dude was hyped up on red bulls & vodka and he short circuited his computer when it drowned in drool. I thought only disturbed people like that listened to Magnetic Fields & Jewel. Come to think about, his name was.. it was you. DAMN! Stu _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+