the weather is all smiles and blue eyed today so i am grinning which is a rare occurence (so catch a glimpse now or forever hold yr peace)...it even managed to pull me out of my concrete bed and room of white death (hark! i am defing the sinister literary kick and associating WHITE and DEATH...quite the little rebel am i..i wonder will ms. lew descend upon me with a repremand?) and send me sprawled out on the lawn to scribble in my notebook...i was just mid-sentence about a stupid-girl-giggling i that had happened to tickle my ear as it drifted by when a large plastic disk boink!ed me on the side of my thoroughly engrossed head...even the lazy hazy dayz of summer are against me...maybe its punishment for associating white with death...the great deceased ones are punishing me... will salt mentioned special brew and i did not read the sentence, only the words SPECIAL BREW... and i just had to put in my naughty little two sense and say special brew is alcoholic fruit juice and that it will soon lead to an even more horrifying concoction which i am convinced will be RUM and CAPRI SUN...you know...the bagged fruit juice that you had to stab at for 45min with a straw to get one not-so-satisfying suck (oh this is getting naughty) out of?...horrid stuff really and so many obstacles to overcme...so many risks..either A)the straw peirced thru both the front and back of the bag leaving a strawberry spirting exit wound or B)the straw broke before even making it thru the bag due to all the frustration of jabbing and poking at the designated straw-hole (which you never hit anyay) like an peadophile going at a virgin girl... capri sun meeting all yr most impractical needs since (what) 1992 (?)... nigel and i (i hope you don't mind me sharing with the world, nigel) have begun a Superficial Sinister Quest Brigade in which we overtake park benches and peek thru binoculars at the potential of passers by...hoping to catch a glimpse of some sinisterians (pronounced sin*iss*TARE*e*ians)... We are currently recruiting so if you'd like to spend the rest of yr life as a voyeur contact either General Nigel (sir) or myself, Lieutenant Lisa... You and the SSQB: you ain't going NOWHERE! (da dala DAT!) (that means you eric who perfers to theorize rather than act...WE SUPPORT YOU BOY!) mix tapes have b/c the overwhelming popularity as of late...perhaps i should get a copy of the imfamous "beats to bang to" and send it off to miss laura lew (of first paragraph fame)...she'll be to busy being naughty to judge the rest of the tapes...there should be a warning label stuck to the cover: may induce pornographic behavior...(look out all of you listees who haven't gotten laid in 3 months or or to shy to flirt with yr crushes...this is the spanish fly of all miz tapes...) prrrr. -listdomlisa direction: insert tape into tape deck. press play. crank up volume. get ready to break in the new matress... _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+