Robert McTaggart wrote:
O>Did you know that lemurs (Belle and Sebastian's mascot from now on)
are unable to hang from their tails? Poor little things! And their noses are...hang on a minute! This could make a cracking quiz - we haven't had a quiz for a while...question one - how big was the now extinct biggest ever lemur? The
answer comes as quite a surprise. Question two - how did
lemurs get to Madagascar? The answer comes as quite a surprise.
In Noah's Ark? The number 46 from t'Market? They jumped? Hopped? Skipped the light fandango? I give up. Back to school for me, I guess.
Apparently they floated across on vegetation!!!
And what about their noses? Don't keep us in suspense, boy.
Their noses are cold and wet, whereas gorillas' noses are warm and dry. Indicating that smell plays a greater part in lemur life. All this information comes from a website belonging to Duke University - a man of many talents?
Or Bangor. Oh, did you know Fiddlers Dram only got to number three with 'The day we went to Bangor' (oh yes, I have my sources)?
Yes, Keith put me right on that one.
And what exactly is a fiddler's dram? Is it like a baker's dozen? Or like tennis elbow. Sorry, no fiddling for me tonight, I've got a terrible dram. I think we should be told.
Dram is timber from Drammen in Norway. So if a fiddler had some...
Somebody please write something...
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