I am writing today mainly to apologise for the last 483 e-mails I have posted onto Sinister because they were all shite. Sorry. I like how the list has suddenly turned into depression central. I'm going to bitch up the party now by telling you how great my life is: Earlier I bought a sausage sandwich with extra butter, that I personally put on, and then I ate it. It was rather tasty. That was it. Oooh yeah and I got the new B&S single too, in an attempt to not look like a pasty faced vegan geek who buys B&S singles I also bought the new Best-of Terrorvision album, one hand holding a dripping sausage and egg sandwich and said ROCK ON whilst paying for both items (the two CDs not the sausage sandwich) with my Platinum Credit Card. The girls at the counter were suitably impressed and gave me a snog, and then invited me for a coffee at the storage room, I wondered for a few minutes how she has coffee in the storage room before we got to the storage room and all secrets were revealed. Anyway, my point was that I bought the B&S new single and it is great. I even had it on last night to put me to bed rather than my time-honoured technique of listening to sweet Anna Jones' voice on BBC News 24. My friend from university had recently joined the ranks of Maths teachership. He teaches in a local school in Nottingham now, I got rather excited by the news actually, shaping peoples lives and stuff innit. I asked him to give loads of detention to the quiet shy boy in the class until he speaks, to prevent him from turning into a quiet shy man when he's older so he might get to pull, my friend's reply was that "Ken he'll pull anyway - he's not you", heh fair enough I guess. I wish my teachers gave me detention for talking shite.. wait, they did, it just didn't work. Love and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+