Here's a little something for you all: We're going to have a peepolice here in Helsinki. I know, you've probably read about this in some "I Can't Believe That Kind Of a Funny Thing Is Actually Happening In This Universe"- section on your local newspaper, but let me refrain your memory. We have, like, a major problem here in this town. Yes, we have a few homeless people living in here too, but why the f€€€ should we use our taxmoney on improving their life? No way. So, here's what the citycouncil came up with: They are going to hire undercover agents who will fine all those people who pee on the streets/in the park/in public. Ok, that's fine. But actually paying money to people so they can legally check out if you're weeweeing? Erm... When you're, say, 16 years old (which I was 6 years ago, so don't even think I'm talking about myself now) and you have to go to the loo when you're hanging with your friends somewhere in the middle of Helsinki, you cant't. See, the agelimit to the pubs in here is 18. So they can't go in. So they have to find some not so public place and... you know. And if the local Inspector Gadget shows up, it's a bad thing, since he will fine you 100 mk (around 11£). So there you have it. Thought that might amuse you, since you're not here. I'll keep you updated. Next time: Teenage masturbation. Will our nation survive? @--->--- Jarkko F, Jake. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+