Hello, I am currently sitting back at home, back in Milton Keynes, rediscovering the joys of the Television. In particular, the early morning children's TV programs, how the enthusiastic actors are thriving to expand the horizons of children in their knowledge. One particular one is "Captain Crimson", it uses the storyline of a comic writer to teach kids to distinguish between words such as "should" "could" and "would".. I would give you an example but should I do that I could well make a fool out of myself. But that wasn't the best thing I've learnt tho, no. During one episode, they were discussing how to write an adventure story, and I was in a semi-asleep mode still whilst watching it (it was like 11am for God's sake), suddenly I was awaken by the line "IT'S AN ADVENTURE WITH NOBS ON!". That really woke me up, and then I realised that it was 11am BBC2 rather than 11pm Channel 5, disappointed, I fell asleep again. The next day, disillusioned, I put on Channel 4 instead, the tweenies were on, they were making wallpaper borders using different shapes made using vegetables and sponges as stamps. In the sleepy mode again, I was woken up by "I'M DOING THE FAIRY'S HEAD WITH MY CARROT!" Kids, these days. They'll start writing songs about being in a lift with lesbians soon. I then watched "Live Talk" on ITV at 2pm, but I was really miffed when there was a temporary fault that cut off the intelligent conversation the presenters were having about how the mirrors of Marks and Spencers make them look fat, and their bums look big. Good advert for girl power. I am very glad that Larry has finally made it to the list, and he said: "the Dome chips are better than Mister Fast Fry chips. I think the Dome wins, but then I am a frog I don't know anything." I don't really know anything either, but I'm sure most chips in the world are better than Fry Chips that sound as if they are named after a porn star. (And the name would suggest a pretty rubbish porn star too) Robert Donlan said:
The comment bout Autechre was actually very funny. Good stuff, whoever said it.<<
It probably was me, I can't remember what I said tho, I hope I didn't say anything rude like "Autechre rocks - they are a bag of stones". Hannah Brown said:
tindersticks..I got to the front and was wedged inbetween, a twat... and two girly girls that talked.... <<
I don't really know the tindersticks, but I think I would start going to their gigs. I think I have the OBAD symptoms, they always say, the first step to the cure of an obsession is to admit it, well that I have done now, so I think finally my OBADing days are over. I just hope that no one have been taking pictures of my obsession, unless we're talking about my obsession with buffy, in which case I want to see the pictures. Girl wedges and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: People who aren't already the part of sinisterfitba should join, the first kickabouty was great fun, especially if you don't cripple yourself after five minutes.. ahem :-) ========================================= Red Bull Dozers http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+