.. well I did!! Last night I snogged a girl at a night club!!! She saw my excellent dancing and came up to me and gave me a wet snog, apparently to celebrate April Fools Day. Got you fooled there, I just saw everyone talking about chatting up, being chatted up and having chances to chat up but turned it down. So I thought I'd pretend to join in. Some beggar asked me the other day, "Could you spare me 80p?" I told him, "no, but I'M GOING TO ATP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then proceeded to take it away with some crazy dancing. Fooled you again, I didn't really do that, but I'M GOING TO ATP! I think AnTiciPate should have clever drinks promotions where selected drinks are only "80p", like, erm, Vodka and Red Bull for example. I think my life is slowly starting to work out now, my study is calmly approaching the final furlong, with a job now secured, I now know pretty much where my future lies. Got you again. Fools and Red Bulls! Ken ====================================================================== Do something pretty while you can, don't be a fool Skating a piroette on ice, is cool - Belle & Sebastian +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+