i've just scared my mother in a way only a 16 year old tee totaler can... my mam won a bottle of vodka in a raffle last week, so my auntie Fiona brought it over. we didn't think anything else of it, and mam decided that herself and dad would save it for a big occasion that needs celebrating (like when i leave home)...anyway, cut to this evening, i'm sat in my room having A Deep And Intellectual Conversation on the phone with a very very good mate and Fiona suddenly appears in my room. Not in a magic way or anything, she just sorta walked in......anyways, it turned out that vodka bottle#1 was filled with water "for a joke on your mother" and she handed me vodka bottle#2, unopened... (heh heh heh)........so, me being me (i.e. extremely aggravating to the parental units) i ran downstairs, opened vodka bottle#1 and went through to mam and downed the lot.* the colour drained from her face and she shouted "good god amy, what on earth have you done!" and she then went to phone the doctor!! i burst out laughing, by which time she noticed i hadn't collapsed and she saw that it was water in said bottle. sadly, she found bottle#2, so that is no longer in my possession, but kids, if you ever want to scare your parents, that is the way to do it, believe me! i still haven't got "legal man"............................ only one more exam, then i've left school!!! then on the 9th of June i'm off to Glasgow&Edinburgh until tuesday which'll be, in the words of Ali G's Borat from Kazakhstan "very nice"! otherwise......haven't done much.........oh yeah, i wonder if B&S will have the study at stow t shirts on on friday? and i wonder if isobel will do the "mid-air aqua aerobics" dance? time can only tell... big hugs, littlebelle xxxxx (supporting aberdeen fc and annoying her parents1983) *remember, this is not big and not clever. especially with Real Alcohol ################################# "Dougal, I'm on the feckin' wheel!!" Father Ted ################################# +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+