I don't like being 'the first', it means people look at me. On the other hand I don't like being late. I was late yesterday and Stuart had to give me directions at the top of Primrose Hill on my phone. Everyone turned round and stared at me as I walked towards them. Ooohhh. Feather Boa chose the subject line. She brought cherries and I knelt in one and thought I was dying. Ken Chu was smaller than I thought. I hope Priscila is alright. She brought some Ribena in a glass bottle and drank lots. I think the sun and high sugar free content affected her. I got worried when she asked me who I was for the third time. Mark didn't do anything bad to me, even though I wore my Stow t-shirt and he played the recorder so very well. I had a musical flute, but Mark quite rightly pointed out that it was useless as only I could use it but I didn't know how to play it. At the other end of the scale, Sam Walton was much bigger than I thought. he looks like beans. We had a disagreement about beans. I liked Sam. The Pine Fox was there but I didn't talk to him, he wanted to be with Mark and Trousers and David Moore and the rest of that 'crew'. We had a pop quiz and a pop ball that Elena had provided I think. It came free with TOTP magazine. I don't know much about modern pop music so I was rubbish. Sam told me that my biorhythms were good. I had lots of love. We had a 4 string guitar as well. I think it was Ally96's. Some people played it and we all sang along or said la because we didn't know the words. There were lots of dogs smelling each other. A nice man called Rob Butler came along in an old bus t-shirt. We all liked him. They played football. We didn't. The sun was hot and sticky, woooo ooooohhh. I didn't make many train noises, but I did do the ch ch ch's in Shoot The Sexual Athlete. I stood up once in a while and that made me feel big as I surveyed the smaller looking sinister people below me. What was Ken's funny green stuff? There were other people there and I can't remember them all. Hannah sat next to Sam and so I knew who she was, but I still asked because I was curious about the answer, even though I knew what it was. A boy sat next to me. I think he was Nick? If I am wrong, can he please correct me. he listened a lot. There was nobody called Barry as far as I know. Why was there nobody called Barry? I am sun dazed because it is hot and strange. Chris Jones. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+